The Saga Begins: the Search for the Buffaloring

“Good Doctor.  I would like to introduce you to your worst nightmare… me… I have been sent by the dude who has a name but shouldn’t be called by it anyway… hence… ‘he who shall not be named’.  I come with a challenge.  Define a buffaloring as in a hot-sauce flavored onion ring… whoops… guess I just did that for you,” the Lukulan Commander stuttered and his bravado faltered but only momentarily.  ”At any rate, Doctor Gonzo, you, and any of your minions who see fit may struggle to research the perfect recipe, made with Uncommon Condiments, which fits the definition of buffaloring.”